白二吹着头发深情地看着张仲文，平缓地说：“i want a office like yours, and i think the firing you idea is a on sense in any effit 、funal and lucrative project ……and i love you!”
张仲文转了转眼睛，亲切地说：“we do sm a lot doesn’t mean he is my boyfriend and i just want to have another wild filthy erotic weekend in stead of shopping with fat people in paris……and you will g my office over my dead body”
然后很快他们俩一起扭头看着余怀忠，忧郁地叹息。
“kenny, sorry is there anything ido for you?”白二眨着清亮的眼睛。
“attorney？you now, for youring fierce divorce or sumo career”张仲文古道热肠地建议。
“沧海皓月玄持亲王殿下，您真的打算把你有限到可怜的一点儿自由活动时间用来恶意猜测讽刺挖苦我最近的一点儿焦虑么？耿鸣从六点开始到半小时之前到现在给我打了五个电话了，不停地盘问我们是不是真的吃饭在哪里吃饭吃饭的时候都有谁--gee, he is so annoying,我已经把他的电话屏蔽了。”余怀忠费解地拱着手喃喃道来。
“沧海银荡全吃亲王……嘿嘿patato , potato, who cares no matter what you are and who you are you will always be my cute little gay kyle and i love you in a non-sexual way”白二温存地端着茶杯目光炯炯地说。
“i know but you still gonna pay the bill today we ordered very expensive crabs by the way”张仲文也很羞怯诚挚地回望他。
“kyle…tell me the truth, are you hy now”白二觉得今天的情况似乎有点儿棘手，余怀忠胖了心智崩溃，向张仲文吐槽自己嫉妒其办公室的秘密，想要蹭一顿饭的技术难度突然上升，他要使用天狐魅心的法术了，这个法术一般叫做真情时刻。
“define hy”张仲文扯起了脖子。
“you know what i mean how is your love life”
“i don’t have any boyfriend and since when you care about my love life? if you really care me, pay the bill”
“yeah, god damned he is perfect beyond my wildest dream anyone who despise and this man would definitely win the world chamn of blind and deaf dumbass but, you know, i am i now i don’t have any qualifican or opportunity to be possessed of a guy like him”张仲文掏出烟来，低头点火，语声嘶哑地悲叹。
